Sunday, the 17th June
The real reason why Glen Ord is not more widely available. |
We start the descent, pass by a man and his dog, then proceed to an abandoned caravan (in dire condition) where the trail stops.
My plan was to cut across the fields on the North side to the nearby road. The 'fields' turn out to be bogs, though, and after a half-arsed attempt, the plan has to be changed: we go back the way we came up, encountering another couple of people.
Once back at the start of the trail, the prospect of walking the full route to the station before starting another trip is not too exciting. Just as we try to gather enough courage to do so, the guy with his dog reaches the car park; a bit embarrassing, considering how much later he started. I initiate the conversation and, soon enough, he offers us a lift to the station. Yay. It is a pocket-sized car, but we are ready to cope with the discomfort.
From the station, we walk North to the Ord malting plant, a lot closer than I thought it would be. A little further, the distillery sits in the middle of trees. Very picturesque... but shut on Sundays. All the same, we take the needed photographs before heading back into town.
A hotel en route advertises food and drinks, which we could do with. It is a lot further up the road than expected, though, and we end up ditching the idea and going into town.
On a corner, we enter what seems to be the only pub around (opened the day before, we later learn). The kind of village pubs where everyone freezes when a stranger pushes the door. However, once the initial inspection is over, we are met with welcomes, questions and friendliness. A customer asks us if we came back from the hill: he saw us on the way up... near his dark brown and white sheep. :-)
Is it a shoat or a geep? |
We have cider and lager (only see Glen Ord too late), then make our way out greeted by everyone. We wait for the bus for 15 minutes, decide to take the train instead, wait some more (both late) only to see the bus drive by.
We get home, refresh, then head to Dingwall's curry house, which proves excellent.
Monday, the 18th June
After another hearty breakfast (there are tons of those during this trip) and a brief detour to greet the closed Ferintosh distillery (we stay right next to it -- on purpose, of course), we take the bus to Alness. A ten-minute journey later, we need directions to Teaninich and manage to ask a mute woman (!) We are close enough for the explanation to be swift and easy, though.
'They won't notice we're stealing a still if we keep smiling nonchalantly!' |
Once we have our share of pictures, we carry on South, greet nearby horses, cross the highway, make a left and reach the vast Dalmore complex. I cannot remember ever seeing that many warehouses. All the same, the site is picturesque.
Dalmore is the least interesting distillery today, but it is the only one that does tours. We sign up for one, then spend the hour's wait on the lawn, watching birds (gulls, oystercatchers and kamikaze-swallows) and oil rigs. JS causes a few stirs among flocks of seagulls while walking around in search of the perfect picture.
The tour itself is interesting enough -- we are treated to bits of Scottish History as well as W-making process. As a bonus, it is the silent season: they are so sorry we will not see whisky being made, but we do not care because it means 1) the tour is free and 2) we can take pictures everywhere. Well, except in the warehouse, that is. We are told Richard Patterson will be here tomorrow, so that is a bummer. Once the tour is done, we are made to sit in a kitschy room, in front of a screen and they play a dire, dire DVD: 'Best whisky I have ever tasted,' 'most expensive whisky ever sold' and suchlikes forget to mention they also do a 12 year-old, not only 60+ whiskies. The images of barmen shaking cocktails is also very much off-putting. Once we are asked what we thought of the DVD, I make it clear it is terrible and rather insulting. They do not seem to like the film themselves, yet are made to follow the aggressive marketing policy. Our complimentary dram is a Dalmore 12yo, which is ok, though not very interesting to us. They have a handful of special bottlings we would prefer. Oh well. The glasses are covered with a glass disc (to concentrate the flavours): one of the two Italians in our group does not notice and drops the glass, which causes a lot of noise, a lot of laughters and a very confused Italian.
A cheap, entry-level Dalmore. |
Once the customary glass and bottle (The Dalmore Tay Dram Season 2012) are bought (no clothing available), we set off along the beach to the next town: Invergordon.
The walk is enjoyable on the cycling path with little traffic (one lonely bicycle, though many, many cars on the road) and beautiful scenery and fauna (butterflies and birds). We stop at the local shop and get some sandwiches which we then eat on a bench outside... in the sun. With an eye on the clock, we start making our way to our final destination for the day. We get a bit lost, as what we are looking for is not too clearly indicated, but finally reach Invergordon distillery long before the bus is supposed to pick us up.
First grain distillery we see and what a shock! Dalmore was a big distillery, yet this is on a completely different scale, what with it stretching on what seems to be a couple of square kilometres. There is a high fence around the complex, with huge hedges obstructing the view. I inquire at the reception whether I may take shots from the reception desk, five meters past the gate, but am met with a polite refusal. Through the fence it is, then, in those rare places where the hedge allows it. I climb a small bank to shoot from above the fence and am amazed to see it stretch North a lot further than I could initially see. Gigantic. From here, I am able to see stacks and stacks of casks, hundreds of them, waiting outside. Workers seem to go from one part of the site to the other by car. That is how big it is. It has been a great day for us distillery spotters, yet this is the most impressive part.
We start waiting at the nearby bus stop, but become quickly concerned that our timetable might not be accurate -- there is none on display to check -- and figure we would be better off waiting in town, which is not so far anyway. We walk back to Invergordon, come across a couple of buses that turn out not to be ours (does not prevent us from running and getting cold sweats). From bus stop to bus stop, we grow increasingly concerned we missed the last bus that will allow us to get the Dingwall connection in Alness (timetables are not reliable at all, as we understand by this point -- more on this later). We end up taking the first bus to Alness. Once there, it becomes clear we will not get a bus back before at least a couple of hours, so we book a cab. The driver is silent at first, but it does not take long (or much) to get him going. Then there is no stopping him, to the point he gets out upon reaching the destination and carries on chatting with us on the station's parking lot. No food necessary, as we indulged at lunch time. Off to bed early.
Tuesday, the 19th June
Last hearty breakfast in Dingwall, then it is a short walk to the station for a cold shower: tickets to Golspie are expensive because not prebooked. There was no mention of that on the Web site, therefore it is unexpected for a local train.
The ride takes us through Alness, Invergordon and Tain, where we easily spot Glenmorangie, before finishing in Golspie. At the station, we bump into a guy who we start chatting with: he visited Belgium at some point (Mechelen) and walks with a stick after a Tar MacIllness -- when a body comes in contact with tarmac at high speed, also know as a motorcycle accident (his own words). A short walk later, we are at the B&B to drop off our bags. The hosts are away, but their daughter is looking after the B&B until they return.
'That statue ain't that tall.' |
The top view is well worth the effort. From the pedestal upon which the statue of the Duke of Sutherland stands, the landscape stretches endlessly. In this beautiful weather, it is a treat. We have a dram of The Dalmore Tay Dram Season 2012 (40%, OB) to savour the moment.
Sheltered by the peddle-stool. |
Twisting by the pool was a big hit in the Highlands. |
We make it home for a shower, then venture out for food.
Downtown Golspie is as quiet as one could hope for on a Tuesday night. The local pub is playing the football game on the telly, but it does not prevent us from enjoying our supper and a dram (Loch Ness (40%, DT) for me and Old Pulteney 8yo (40%, GMP) for dom666).
Wednesday, the 20th June
Best night of the holiday. At breakfast, we meet the hosts who are just back from Edinburgh. It turns out he is a country music celebrity. I talk him into showing us his whisky collection for pictures. Not everything is impressive, but he has a couple of unbelievable bottles, including a one-off, sixty-year-old Clynelish (ie a Brora). 'Will you open it one day?' 'Maybe for a special occasion.' Researches later hint at it being a custom-made label, which could have been stuck onto a bottle of llama urine, for all I know. Pity.
Leaving the B&B en route to our scenic path, we bump into yesterday's funny guy and his stick who asks how our accommodation was. When he knows where we stayed, he jokes the host used to be known as the thalidomide, 'Short arms and deep pockets. Could never buy a drink.'
"It is crucial for one to wash one's tyres each day." |
O, sole mio! |
Thursday, the 21st June
The hearty breakfast (all variations on a same subject throughout the trip) is punctuated by teases from the hosts about our getting lost. I start thinking it will be a long stay, but then it is all in good humour, so it is fine.
dom666 got sunburnt during yesterday's walk (he is still too manly to wear a hat or, indeed, sunscreen, despite the obvious danger of the weather and a long, first-hand experience) and has not slept. Our plans for today therefore exclude him completely upon his request. Since the weather forecast is not good for tomorrow and we want to have decent weather for the planned, long hike, we decide to not change the itinerary and tough luck for dom666. I had obtained a quote from a taxi company to go where we need to be -- it is accessible by bus, but the times are too tight to do it without rushing and there is no available car to hire in Wick today. Once I have mentioned that, the hostess vanishes, discusses in the kitchen, makes a phone call, comes back and says, 'The taxi will cost you 32£. The man will drive you there for 25.' Although my quote was 28£, we are happy to have a nice guy drive us for cheaper.
The drive to Dunnett via the scenic route is a mixture of pastures, centuries-old castles, fire-ravaged landscapes and breathtaking views. We reach Dunnett Head pretty much exactly when I had planned to, though the hike is cut short because he actually drove us way further than the bus would have taken us. Not a problem, since there are still many kilometres for us to cover. Dunnett Head is rather busy with a small Chinese group (of three) screaming at each other from one end of the parking lot to the other and other quieter tourists. The light house, like many others, erected by Robert Stevenson (Robert Louis's grandfather), is a useful landmark. Although it is a considerable altitude above sea level (105m), the windows were smashed by sea rocks during a particularly violent storm, some time ago. There is a plaque detailing the horizon at the top of the hill. The view from there is spectacular, but with the wind and the grey skies, we do not really enjoy it to the full. We set off for the bus stop: only 7,5 hours to reach it. :-)
Dinner jacket required. |
Nothing impresses me. Except a nice hat. |
A nice slice of rock, straight from the oven. |
dom666 ventured out to explore the town a little, but mostly spent the day indoors resting and feels better. He was interrupted at some stage by the host and a photographer who wanted to take pictures of his bathroom.
After a shower, we go into town for supper, excited as a paedophile at a school fair: a fishing town such as this one is bound to boast many seafood restaurants. Nope. Fishing activity is all but dead and the restaurants have gone. We end up at Weatherspoon, which seems to be the local hot-spot. The food is good and ridiculously cheap, though not necessarily typical.
Friday, the 22nd June
Today's programme comprises two hikes back to back: the old harbour, the distillery and castle of Old Wick, then Girnigoe. However, since we stay in Pulteney Town, we start the first from the top, bypassing the whole harbour -- bah! we'll do it afterwards. Pulteney distillery is our first stop, then. A few people are there, waiting for the first tour already. A quick shop inspection reveals two nice polo shirts: they are the older model and there is only one item of each. My size too. Swiftly kept aside for me. Old Pulteney 21yo (46%, OB, b. ca 2012) is in dom666's line of fire. The tour first, though. Nice tour, truth be told. The girl who leads it has been working there forever, so she knows her subject and cracks a few jokes. We are treated to a close up of their Porteus Mill, the oldest piece of equipment in the distillery that just will not die. I get all excited when she tells us Pulteney still uses worm tubs, rather than the more widespread condensers. They reckon changing that might change the nature of the spirit, so they will not do it. Inver House, the group that owns the distillery, has six distilleries under its name and five of them still use worm tubs. Out of only six in Scotland still using that technology. Old school. Once the tour is over, we get a dram of either the 12yo or the liqueur, which JS tries: not that good -- way too sweet. The 12yo is fine, of course, but I am more interested in the single cask they bottle for visitors. She leaves us for the DVD presentation, then does not come back. I help myself to the single cask, which is nice enough, but not worth the 70£ to me, and not worth taking back by airplane. Back at the shop, I get an accidental discount when checking out, but decide against the Speyburn 25yo, which, in hindsight, is a stupid mistake.
'Get arrrrrf moy field!' (or 'Moo!' in cow language) |
We waste a couple of hours in the rooms, until the clock nears four. The second hike is around ten kilometres. A check at the bus timetable and the sky and we decide to book a cab to Girnigoe. We are so close it would be a shame to write it off, though it would be as silly to go on foot and be miserable throughout. It is now raining too hard to walk comfortably and the visibility is terrible. That does not put us off too much, but it prevents us from soaking in the atmosphere fully, once there. Spectacular castles again, though not as much as what I remembered: the cliffs are much lower. We spot a kestrel near the top of the nearby old man. The castle is in terrible shape, the oldest part being inaccessible and held together by scaffholding (apparently, castle of Old Wick itself is left abandoned to the sea). The visibility is getting worse and worse. Interestingly, there seems to have been some mind changes about the castles: I used to know them as Sinclair and Girnigoe, which is what is written on older signs and in guides. Now, it is known as castle Sinclair Girnigoe: Girnigoe being the original name and Sinclair the renamed version of a single castle, after the lord received the right to call it that. It went through various stages of expansion and rebuilding, but was left to rot for three centuries, shamefully enough. I do not think many generations will still see it. We find a pair of camouflage trousers hanging on the fence near the entrance, which seem to be exactly my size. No one around? They are mine. :-)
It is now raining more than we care for and the visibility is atrocious. We call in another cab to bring us back to Wick. The driver, who is a lot more agreeable than the one on the way out, recommends the curry place, which we go to. Lovely meal. Then back to the B&B for a well-deserved dram and some sleep. I hear French spoken in one of the rooms. Louder than other guests, of course.
Saturday, the 23rd June
The French guests are late for breakfast. We joke about them and how "noisy" they were the night before with the hostess -- nothing to complain about, mind. We eat our breakfast, bid farewell, then proceed to the bus stop. There, the same driver who took us to Thurso drives the bus we need to take. He swears he did not change his schedule to be there, so the coincidence is really striking. He takes us to John O'Groats where he unfortunately does not have time to have a drink with us. We buy birds and pass on the postcards, stupidly enough: we will not see any decently priced ones before Inverness. JOG is a horrible place, full of tourist traps and newly-built bungalows that spoil the scenery -- hope they end up a little better integrated. The wait is too short to do a proper hike and we have the bags, so cliff riding is out of the question today. We take a short walk along the coast, spot the impressive wave across the Pentland Firth (the swell), then head back on time for our connection. The bus takes us to Gills Bay and even drops us at the ferry terminal, despite it not being on its route today. We board promptly, though depart late: the boat is full and parking the cars on it proves to be a fascinating Tetris-like game.
The crossing is easy, but it is pouring at St Margarets Hope, where we disembark. We hop on the bus to Highland Park distillery, conveniently waiting, inconveniently printing Hatston Park tickets instead. It stops raining upon arrival at the distillery. We shop for clothes and glasses, but there is nothing interesting on the bottlings front, apart from HP The Sword 1997/2010 (43%, OB for Taiwan and the distillery). I am shouted at by a worker in the courtyard ('Advertising the competition?' at my Old Pulteney bag). We chat for a bit: he is a retired worker driving VIPs around when they land from the HP/LoganAir plane. He asks us where we are going:
'Scapa.
-What for? There is nothing to see, there.
-We want to see the distillery and take a few pictures, then we will head to Kirkwall.
-So, you're going to Scapa?
-Yes.
-Now?
-Well, yes...
-That's exactly where I'm going. Would you like a lift?'
He then takes us to Scapa (I foolishly do not dare ask him to stop so I can take a shot from the seafront), and parks in a driveway right next to the distillery's own driveway. He then takes a look at us and says, 'Would you like a dram?'
It turns out he has worked for decades at Scapa, then was moved to HP at the time Scapa was mothballed. He always remained loyal to his first employer. Also, he lives next door to the distillery. We invade his living-room, where he pours us some Scapa 16yo (40%, OB) -- we offer him some Dalmore Tay. He then shows us Scapa memorabilia and some rare bottlings, which makes me happy as a pig in a dirt farm. We bid good bye before it is dark, though, as we want to take good snaps. The weather is not impressive, so we do not linger on too long. We start our walk to Kirkwall, but without a detailed map, go in the wrong direction, u-turn when a random 4x4 stops at our level, 'Are you lost?
-No, we were going in the wrong direction, but we are ok, now.
-Where are you going?
-Kirkwall. Well, to Kirkwall, so we can take a bus to Stromness.'
Woo! |
The lady then explains she will drive us, as she prefers it to seeing people lost in the rain. Amazed at the local kindness, we arrive 45 minutes early for the bus, so decide to get some supper at a gift shop/café near the cathedral (SEAFOOD AT LAST!) We then rush to the bus stop only to find we had the wrong time and have another hour to wait. We spend part of it in town, where the local festival entertains a large crowd (by Orcadian standards). We catch the last bus to Stromness, where we call in late.
Whammy! |
Sunday, the 24th June
Since last night, we have been debating the weather and whether it is good enough to sail to our destination, pretty much destined to be the pinnacle of this trip. It is raining, but the hostess convinces us we should go, as regrets would be a pity. We sort of had made up our minds anyway, yet we all secretly fear it is the wrong choice. The breakfast is interesting -- no cooked breakfast, only fresh local products, which is great, bar the bread: too small to toast and brought too early, so always cold.
Once it is finished, we run to the ferry terminal and set off. Destination: Hoy.
The crossing is short and easy. The weather is not fantastic and gets worse on the other side: it starts drizzling and it is windy. We all feel miserable and I contemplate hopping back onto the ferry to Stromness. We all do, though we do not say anything. A guy inquires where the bus is: there does not seem to be any running on Sundays. His trolley and he proceed to one of the island's youth hostels on a road that is highly inappropriate for trolleys. We start the hike. After fifteen minutes, the rain stops. We start relaxing and spotting strange birds, including one being attacked by what seems to be a kestrel. We cannot confirm, because we forgot the binoculars. At a branch, we decide to move away from the road and move on to a path "not suitable for pedal vehicles" that goes through a nature reserve. A little further, we cross a stream coming from an artificial loch, then climb the few stairs to loch level. The spectacle commences.
Where is the local supermarket? |
Bird II, e-skua-yer. |
Somehow, they knew I was coming... |
We start the second part of the hike, now, which will lead us to my nemesis. First across pastures, then along the unprotected cliffs. From a small height, the sight is stunning on many levels. Firstly, the "busy" Rackwick is in fact twenty house spread over what seems to be a couple of square kilometres; secondly, Rackwick is in a trench surrounded by very abrupt cliffs, with no progressive climb; thirdly, the clifftop is lost in a layer of cotton, giving the whole an eerie atmosphere.
No hard feelings! |
It's not all that tall, to be honest. |
"Those crisps look nice." |
"The plan is for a parking lot to be built there." |
The weather does not permit to walk back to Moaness via St John's Head: it is raining, there is supposedly no path after a bit and the clouds are so low that we will not see anything anyway. We decide against taking pointless risks and walk back the way we came, much to my disliking. The walk is still beautiful, though.
Coming out of the RSPB, the bird population changes dramatically: it is all hooded crows and gulls, all of a sudden. And gulls are the Italians in the bird world: noisy. :-)
Nice roll, too! |
The ferry takes us (and the pub staff) back to the mainland. We stop for supper at the Stromness Hotel, which turns out to be a great idea indeed. The French waiter is very nice to boot.
"Your boots smell of another cat! Where have you been?" |
Monday, the 25th June
Another local-product breakfast and a chat with the other guests (mostly about how beautiful Hoy is and how the Yorkshire lady who just arrived left her past life to start afresh in Stromness), we settle the bill, then it is a short walk to the ferry across the street. Easy-peasy crossing, including cracking views of the Old Man (hikers near it give a sense of the size again -- flies on a skyscraper) and St John's Head (still as impressive as six years ago) and we reach Scrabster in no time. The initial plan was to take a cab to the station, then a train to Inverness. The Dingwall-to-Golspie experience (remember: non-pre-booked train tickets are expensive) and the price of a taxi fare put me off, though. No bus makes it to the station on time, but... there is a non-stop bus from Scrabster to Inverness! Good thing too, as there is not one taxi in sight. The bus stop is not very well indicated, so we miss it, walk to the next one, find a timetable, are as confused as ever, decide to call the bus company to get reliable times and the right bus stop, walk back to the terminal, see a bus on its way, miss it (of course), but realise it is out of service. Phew. It comes back later on with a new driver and stops right where we are to pick us up. It is not that driver, this time. The bus journey is long and not extremely entertaining, though parts, such as the steep drop-and-climb at Berriedale, are impressive. To think I once did that on a bicycle with a big rucksack!...
We spot a few distilleries on the way and Bairds Maltings in Inverness. Unfortunately, we are not able to take pictures, which is a pity, as the weather is beautiful, now.
At last, we would get some good whisky. |
We check in before going out again. It is tough to find (affordable) postcards, but we do so at the tourist office, about three minutes before they close. Next stop: supper, not too far from the castle. The food is dreary (meat is good, but the vegetables are not fresh; stinky, even -- I do not finish them) and the service is average (who asks whether everything is ok two seconds after the dishes have been served?)
Nice place, though. |
In the tourist guide provided in the room, JS finds a flyer for Piano Bar, which seems to serve a few drams. We call them up to find out what time they close: it is still worth going. dom666 is up for it as well.
We reach there easily, ask for the menu, get it, choose, order, then get turned down upon ordering a Linkwood 1954 GMP: the waiter does not have the key to the cupboard. I say everything we want to order is in there, to which he replies some are also behind him and we might be lucky. I arrogantly tell him he will not have any Linlithgow 1982 Mackillop's Choice or Ben Nevis 34yo Adelphi. He does not, of course. He says we can have anything on the shelf behind him: all entry level. How about telling us a bit earlier next time? We leave. disgusted. There will not be a next time on this trip, perhaps at all.
I got a much better impression of Inverness than the first time (it was grey, rainy, and I was verbally assaulted by French dickheads in the sanitary block of the campsite -- it was also a looooong time ago)... until we came in contact with pub staff. Two places, two unpleasant experiences.
Tuesday, the 26th June
As we were told last night, there are 'Mericans in the place. It turns out at breakfast they are Texans. The waitress "befriended" them (some sarcasm, there: her aggressive teasing seems to go well over their heads) and asks about their previous day ('was it really awesome?') She then tells about her life as a nurse: she used to look after a big, old lady in a wheelchair who had got run over by a bus. Each sordid detail of the life conditions adds up to the Dickensian story to a point I want to laugh out loud -- fortunately, I manage to contain myself.
Because we're worth it! |
It is soon time we make our way to the airport, which is easy enough: the bus takes us there in no time. There, I buy a bottle of Tomatin 16yo 1995/2011 (46%, GMP Exclusive for Inverness Airport, Refill ex-Bourbon Barrel, C#5122), answer a satisfaction survey from a guy in a suit and joke about the Dutch girls next to us. A gentleman asks us how the rest of our trip was: the trolley man from Hoy. Life is full of surprising coincidences!
We leave and arrive on time and spend what remains of the day in town, shopping for whisky and feasting.